| 020: leo walker is asking for a status report. |
[14th Jan. 2010 • 20:59] |
LOCKED TO: Space Casers
A few things to get off my chest, since apparently I haven't talked enough in the past 24 to 48 hours:
A) Capital ass-kicking work, everyone! Special kudos to Dani "I'm Sick of Not Having These Motherfucking Keys in My Motherfucking Palm" Storm, A+.
B) Seems as if we've committed a goddamn diaspora, so getting a headcount RE: everybody's whereabouts would be wicked sweet, if you please.
As for yours truly: presently on Deck 25B12, knee-deep in "Storm Troopers" and next to something that sounds suspiciously like a trash compactor. Pretty sure that the Dick Invader is anywhere that is not near there, so I'm going to attempt to make it to the ship's center -- wherever that is, since this place is ridiculously huge.
Oh, and one more thing: from here on out, I'm only negotiating with lasers to bitches' faces. You know, for the record. |
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| 019: leo walker is checking up on his shipmates. |
[5th Jan. 2010 • 19:35] |
LOCKED TO: Wally Marshall
Just tell me if you're doing okay, dude. We can find you a bunk alone if you need it.
LOCKED TO: Ira Kazan
Do you need anything? |
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| 018: leo walker has his manties in a bunch. |
[20th Dec. 2009 • 15:07] |
Yeah, everybody in Intergalactic Relations? I'm sure you're all slaving over your study guides or whatever, but a note for anybody who's gotten to the unit on Present Day Interrelations in the United Galaxies? You might want to adjust your preparations for the essay questions to account for the fact that Jannik Janniks' assassination still has yet to go solved and that we're all in a tidy fucking handbaske everything's just all nice and peachy, if you're into the stagnation of justice or whatever. I know that a lot of people pass on the readings of the Khwarlian Post since half of it's in, well, Khwarli, but it's a point that should be brought to light.
FILTERED SEPARATELY TO: Erik Harris, Brad Murphy, Amy Andreatta, Kate van Helsing, Zoe West, Svetlana Duff, and anybody who I probably forgot right now who is a serious L.O. Walker Bro
Hey, I was wondering whether you'd like to go out for lunch sometime soon. Nothing big or urgent, but a celebration for the end of the year kind of thing. No homo and all that other shit applies.
FILTERED TO: Hanselle Alter
So, I'm telling th
How are you telling your f
Hey.
FILTERED TO: Ludwig Walker
I'm leaving t |
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| 017: leo walker is haley joel osment. |
[1st Nov. 2009 • 12:07] |
I see dead people. |
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| 016: leo walker is not feeling these pranks. |
[30th Oct. 2009 • 23:09] |
Later I will congratulate whoever jury-rigged these guys, but for the moment? These pumpkins can stop humping my leg and go ahead and jump on my dick. |
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| 015: leo walker has been down for the count. |
[29th Sep. 2009 • 18:21] |
i will give it to you, sanchez: you throw one hell of a punch. but why the fuck |
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| 014: leo walker is ready to pounce when the moment is right, though. |
[19th Aug. 2009 • 02:35] |
LOCKED TO: Erik, Amy, Joe, Leo, Kate, Svetlana, Vera, and Sophia (OR: The Let's Save Mrs. Harris Filter; Add Yourself On If You Need To, Plz Thx)
Welcome, stakeout friends, to how we kill time Rome-style. Amy, you get first dibs. |
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| 013: leo walker has good news for the student body. for once. |
[5th Aug. 2009 • 23:41] |
Good thing I got out of the infirmary today, because shit was noisy this morning. All my due thanks to Mathilde for healing us during this trying time, though -- the only thing more healing than her gentle caress and skilled mind at pharmaceuticals is her charming bedside manner. Count me ever, ever thankful.
Although, speaking of noise, I might as well go the Obama route on this and acknowledge it up front before any Gossipnet bullshit goes to press: yes, that is me in the gold manthong; no, that wasn't fabricated by the press unlike certain missives in the press as of late; yes, I stand by dancing to Beyonce like "a fag" because it happened to get an Incredibly Big Deal out of a little bit of a sticky wicket. Is it your business to know any context? Not really, but enjoy the laugh at my expense anyway. Also, fag jokes. Please forward any and all aforementioned "fag jokes" to zwest@neopolis.edu so she can make an apporpriate montage with her footage, thanks.
Perhaps inconsequential, but the student council has decided to throw a little shindig called "the prom" on Friday, 28 August 2009. The infinitely more capable hands within the administration will have more information to give you as we have it, but I figured I might as well say something due to the fact that you may or may not have raised all that money with such a desire in mind.
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| 012: leo walker is on the move. |
[3rd Aug. 2009 • 00:29] |
LOCKED TO: Svetlana Duff, Erik Harris, Vera Matthews, Marcus Sexsmith, Ludwig Walker, and Zoe West
We're out. Assuming PDAs are our comlink.
LOCKED TO: Amy Andreatta
As my vice president, I would just like to tell you that I am insanely sorry if I do something tonight that is incredibly embarrassing to our administration tonight. But -- well, I know that Ludwig might have told you a few things, so I think you know why I'm doing it. I just wanted you to know that I'm not doing it to be a jackass, promise. |
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| 011: leo walker is going to vomit. |
[1st Aug. 2009 • 23:54] |
LOCKED TO: Svetlana Duff, Erik Harris, Vera Matthews, Marcus Sexsmith, Ludwig Walker, and Zoe West
I can tell the long story in comments if you guys want, but the short of it: I think it's 99% possible that Hanselle Alter Hanselle is presently in the custody of one Lava the Nut. I'm not Sherlock fucking Holmes or anything, but she had been borrowing Ludwig's car for a few freelance jobs for a guy in town and he's been connected to Nutjob Industries in the past. I did a few calls and have pretty good reason to believe that it's him, but given the source, it's hard to really say this is 100% true. That being said, Ludwig and I have arranged a rendezvous for midnight tomorrow at the Wicked Warehouse Block near the docks. Pretty sure it's covered okay, but I thought you'd want a heads-up. Or might be interested in back-up. Or something. |
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| 010: leo walker wasn't planning on this being his first post-election entry. |
[23rd Jul. 2009 • 00:21] |
TO THE STRAPPING YOUNG LAD RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE QUAD:
Good form! Your stride length is exceptional, you clearly didn't look winded despite looking as if you've been freeball sprinting for a considerable while, and despite letting it all hang loose, it looks as if everything's been very low impact! Although this isn't my personal choice by way of hobby, it looks like you're a professional! Keep up the good work, whatever it may be. Armed or hand-to-hand homework? Extracurricular evasive manoever training? A mystery it may be, but Godspeed, my good man. Godspeed.
I hypothesize that it would be bad form to remind everyone to come ready to spend fat wads at the Lady Auction, but I think that one good praise of the human figure deserves another to even it out. |
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| 009: leo walker is privately considering machinations. |
[16th Jun. 2009 • 06:42] |
PRIVATE TO: Amy Andreatta
Word in my inbox (and possibly on the street) says that we're running mates. What do you think about that?
PRIVATE TO: Johnny, Marcus, Amy, Darcy, Bobbie, Mandy, Benita, Jenny, Heather, Ricki, Janelle, Sandals, Regina, Sophia, Lance, Ludwig, Hanselle, Zoe, Joe, Austin, Svetlana, Vera, Billy, Godfrey, Ellie, Kate, Fanny, Magda, Rose, Katrina -- you know, That Big BHH Filter Erik Had Up That Leo Walker Has Now Shamelessly Used Himself.
So I guess I'm thinking about this presidential business, but before I go for the official "Hey ho! Let's go!" angle, I'm curious: what do you guys want from your presidential body? Always figured a good executive body listened to the people first and foremost, so I thought I would get a head start by hearing about what you want as Amy and I start to build the platform.
"Getting the hell off my campaign" is a legitimate want, of course, although I'm starting to really like the idea enough that I might have to say "lol no." |
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| 008: leo walker is gearing up for debate. |
[8th Jun. 2009 • 23:36] |
Short reminder to everybody, if they haven't realized it yet in between the posters, chalk messages in front of the library, and so on: there's going to be a call-out meeting for the Debate Team on Tuesday night (that's tomorrow, everybody!) at 8pm! It's in Classroom 103 -- you know, the small lecture hall -- and should you forget what that place looks like, we're going to have arrows pointing your way to the source! As Saoirse said, we're going to be talking about debate moderation, topics for debates in the future, debating rules (do you want to go parliamentary process or some other form, for instance?), and a lot of other stuff! Bonus, as we're all the type that needs incentive: there shall be food.
PRIVATE TO: Janelle St. Croix
I totally missed out on hitting up your last entry and the S.H.A.D.E.S. meeting since I've been so busy with helping Saoirse get the debate team going, but I was wondering if I could ask you some stuff about what you guys are thinking of doing? Ideally, I'd like to join up, but if not, then maybe we could have a co-sponsored event sometime to discuss diversity issues and the like? |
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| 007: leo walker finds he's walking in a roman paradise. |
[11th May. 2009 • 23:19] |
Laugh as you may, dispersed denizens of our timetastrophe -- but after sleeping here for a handful of days, I can say this with all due confidence:
Not only is Coolio well-versed in time travel, but he based the entirety of Gangsta's Paradise on the Aventine. |
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| 006: leo walker expresses roman gonadal discomfort. |
[7th May. 2009 • 04:25] |
PRIVATE TO: Leonard Walker
ATTN: MY BALLS
You took a hard beating today. I appreciate the stoic face. But don't worry, little dudes. It'll get better.
I hope. |
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| 005: leo walker passes along assistance in ancient rome. |
[4th May. 2009 • 16:21] |
Jesus Christ
I could have lived without loo
Courtesy of borrowed time from gladiators (apparently blood more interesting than computing to them for the moment), Dr. Cheever and I have managed to get a translating program on my PDA to feasibly work for the majority of the populace. It operates on the premise of phonetics; leave the program on in the background of at least one of your PDAs and allow it to pick up the various languages being spoken in your general vicinity. By the end of the twenty-four hour period (for it usually takes as long), it is usually capable of relating to you what is being said with absolute fluency. If entirely possible (and I realize that this is not capable for a lot of groups at this time), this in conjunction with a Bluetooth headset would be a very discrete way to use the program. In cases of emergency, it can pick up the rough gist of new languages through its linguistics engine, but be prepared for a degree of error not present when the program is usually allowed to run its course.
NOTE: It will NOT work as a text translator! VERBAL TRANSLATION ONLY! I don't want anyone fooled into thinking otherwise.
It's small enough that all the executables for your various machines are within this zipped file; pick the one appropriate to your PDA's operating system and install. If you have questions, I'm really sorry if I don't answer for a few days; understandably, being in Rome means you have to keep this kind of shit on the DL. Good luck!
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670 MB
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| 004: leo walker aspires to games of his own while in rome. |
[4th May. 2009 • 00:35] |
Your move first, Amy. |
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| 003: leo walker thought he was too young to die. |
[22nd Apr. 2009 • 00:35] |
selling limited edition vomit shroud artwork to pay for funeral goodbye |
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| 002: leo walker thinks he has a point here. |
[17th Apr. 2009 • 23:54] |
So, if we're all so great at arguing here, then why don't we have a debate team?
EDIT: A good point made -- if a good proportion of people here are so great at arguing, then why don't we have a debate team? |
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